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Drinkware
Just when you thought scientific glassware couldn't get any better... Here is an original addition to a classic laboratory glass piece
Barware
Mixology is a craft that requires accuracy. Keep your cocktails calculated with this barware collection by The Calculated Chemist.
Homeware
Why only experience your passion in the lab? Bring the beauty of chemistry into your home with a unique homeware collection by The Calculated Chemist.
Soap Dispensers
Soaps, lotions, & hand sanitizers
these dispensers are both beautiful and practical.
Wholesale Gifting
Let The Calculated Chemist help make your special day memorable- from treating your employees or research group with special gifts to party favor gifts at your scientific conference. With our custom pricing plans, countless color variations, and logo personalization options for bulk orders- you'll be sure to find the perfect solution! Though please allow 30 to 90 days lead time prior when it comes to larger requests - so do plan ahead.
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The Calculated Chemist was founded in 2021 by Tanner Gerschick, an organic polymer chemist with a penchant for creative problem-solving. The idea to start the brand came after assembling the first prototype for his Erlenmeyer Flask Soap Dispenser, which was made when the original plastic container broke. Satisfied with the simplicity of the design, he decided to launch an improved version of the product on Etsy, only offering one variation at the time. Inspired by laboratory glassware and luxury brands, Tanner continued to craft a science-inspired product line honoring the shapes, colors, and concepts he encountered throughout his scientific career.
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e-Gift Card
Treat the science and technology enthusiast in your life to an experience full of innovation and discovery. This egift card opens the door to some of the newest, innovative science and tech gifts —all curated by The Calculated Chemist. From drinking tumblers to desklamps and lab coat pins, this gift is sure to be a hit with any lover of science and tech.
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