Chemistry gifts for people who would spot a cheap object instantly.
The Calculated Chemist turns laboratory forms into objects meant for daily use — not novelty with a molecule printed on it. The Flask Vessel rebuilds the Erlenmeyer silhouette as a double-wall vacuum-insulated 18/8 stainless-steel drinking vessel. The Flask Vessel Lab Kit pairs it with the accessories that keep it in service. The glass flask tumbler is borosilicate — a material commonly used in laboratory glassware.
These land as gifts for chemists, researchers, lab technicians, science teachers and graduates for one reason: an object gets kept when it is better than the one it replaces, not when it is funnier.
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Flask Vessel — Insulated Erlenmeyer Flask Water Bottle $38.00 /Ionic WhiteCarbon BlackChlorophyll GreenQuantum BlueCryo CyanAvailable in 5 colors
Flask Vessel Lab Kit $46.00 /
The Calculated Chemist Digital Gift Card From $50.00 /
Silicone Protective Base $6.00 /Dark GreenWhiteCarbon BlackPinkTurquoiseGrayQuantum BlueRedAvailable in 8 colors
Flask Cleaning Brush $6.00 /
Fabric Handle Straps | Alternative Colors $3.00 /Cryo CyanTurquoisePinkChlorophyll GreenQuantum BlueIonic WhiteRedAvailable in 7 colors
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Engraved, not printed
Laser engraving is cut into the powder coat rather than printed on top, so a name, a set of initials or a structure stays legible for the life of the piece.
Engraved pieces are made to order and are final sale.
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Engraved & fulfilled in Georgia
In-stock pieces ship in 1–2 business days from Buford, Georgia. Engraved pieces ship in 1–3.
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For teams and events
Bulk pricing and quotesBulk pricing and standard laser engraving are available from 25 units. Order a $25 spec sample before you commit — the sample cost is credited toward your first qualifying bulk order.