INDIVIDUAL
Objects for daily use.
Calibrated vessels and scientific objects for the desk, home, laboratory, and everyday carry.
Science-Inspired Drinkware & Custom Gifts, Made by a Chemist
A calibrated stainless steel vessel shaped from the Erlenmeyer silhouette and built for daily use, gifting, and commissioned brand programs.
304 stainless steel · double-wall insulation · calibrated markings · custom engraving
SELECT A PATH
One system.
Two paths.
For individual buyers, the collection offers daily-use scientific objects. For companies and trade partners, the same material system supports custom engraving, gifting, and retail programs.
TRADE
Commissioned for organizations.
Custom engraving, bulk programs, distributor support, and retail partnerships for technical brands and institutions.
ARCHIVE ENTRY
Get product updates & early access.
Join the record for product releases, material notes, customization updates, and trade access.
INDIVIDUAL ACCESS
Receive product notes and release records.
Join for members-only early access to new releases and limited drops, plus material notes straight from the studio.
No noise. Product releases, field notes, and useful updates only.
TRADE ACCESS
For distributors, retailers, and technical organizations.
Request access to product specifications, customization guidance, pricing structure, and wholesale or corporate gifting support.
CUSTOM ENGRAVING · LOGO PLACEMENT
DISTRIBUTOR SUPPORT · RETAIL PROGRAMS
BULK ORDERS · CORPORATE GIFTING
GIFT RECORDS
Gifts, by occasion.
Scientific objects selected for the people they are meant for: personalized keepsakes, teacher recognition, graduation milestones, and holiday gifting.
PERSONALIZED
Engraved for someone specific.
Name and date engraving on calibrated vessels — built for graduates, mentors, and colleagues shaped by science.
OCCASIONS
Teachers, graduates, milestones.
Curated gift records for science teachers, STEM graduation, and holiday gifting — useful objects, not novelty.
OPEN LAB · ROUND ONE
No one ever asked the chemist.
Four concepts are on the bench. Pick the one you would want most, tell us what to refine, or propose the next object. Voting closes October 14.
Vote on the next design
THE CORE OBJECT
The Erlenmeyer Flask Vessel
Double-walled stainless steel. Vacuum insulated. Marked with front calibration graphics and built for daily use.
- Capacity
- 440 mL / 15 fl oz usable
- Material
- 304 stainless steel
- Finish
- Matte powder coat
- Marking
- Laser-engraved calibration system
- Use
- Hot or cold beverages
- Custom
- Logo engraving available
The flagship vessel carries the laboratory silhouette into everyday use without turning science into novelty.
COMMISSIONED WORK
Branded objects worth keeping.
Custom flask vessels, logo placement, distributor support, and retail-ready programs for laboratories, science brands, museums, universities, and technical organizations.
01
Logo placement
Laser engraving, vertical marks, lid icons, and brand-aligned decoration paths.
02
Corporate gifting
Premium objects for launches, conferences, client gifts, and internal teams.
03
Distributor support
Mockups, pricing, samples, and clear customization guidance.
04
Retail wholesale
Science-led products for museum shops, university stores, and technical retail.
05
Bulk programs
Production support for repeat orders, larger campaigns, and institutional gifting.
Commissioned by teams at
Stocked in museum and science center stores
FOUNDER RECORD
Curated by a Chemist
The Calculated Chemist began with a problem: most science merchandise looked like it came from the same catalog. Tanner Gerschick built the brand to treat scientific objects with the same attention given to materials, proportion, usability, and production control.
The goal is not to make science-themed products. The goal is to make better objects for people and organizations shaped by science.
TANNER GERSCHICK
APPLICATIONS
Objects for teams, trade, retail, and daily use.
Choose the path that matches how the object will be used: corporate gifting, distributor programs, museum retail, laboratory teams, brand campaigns, or individual daily carry.
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FIELD NOTES
Notes on materials, form, and use.
Short records on material choices, product development, customization, and why useful scientific objects should outlast novelty.
Read All Notes
N-01
MATERIAL
Material discipline over novelty
A short note on building useful scientific objects instead of disposable science-themed merchandise.
N-02
CUSTOM
Where logo placement belongs
A practical record on applying custom marks without compromising the object.
N-03
FORM
Why the Erlenmeyer silhouette works
A note on scientific recognition, proportion, and everyday function.
