CORPORATE GIFTING · BREWERY, DISTILLERY & FOOD SCIENCE

Brewing is chemistry made drinkable

The Flask Vessel is a double-wall vacuum-insulated stainless bottle drawn from the Erlenmeyer form, laser-engraved with your mark. For businesses built on fermentation, formulation and process control — in the taproom, at festivals, and in the QA lab.

  • 25-unit minimum
  • Standard body logo included
  • Release names and dates engraved
Flask Vessel in Chlorophyll Green — insulated stainless steel Erlenmeyer flask bottle with carry strap and laser-engraved graduation markings

01 · WHERE IT WORKS

What fermentation brands use it for

Breweries and distilleries already trade on process. The Erlenmeyer silhouette speaks that language natively, and this one is executed like your equipment: 304 stainless, real vacuum insulation, permanent engraving.

RELEASES

Release-day and anniversary runs

A commemorative run engraved with the release name, the date, or the molecule behind the beer.

TEAM

Brewer, distiller and QA recognition

An internal gift the people running your mash temperatures and cut points will actually keep.

FESTIVALS

Festival and competition giveaways

Industry events where every other booth is handing out a printed pint glass.

MEMBERS

Mug club and loyalty gifts

Member tiers where the object has to feel like it was worth joining for.

EXPANSION

Site and expansion milestones

A new taproom, a second site, or a tank install, marked for the crew who built it.

ACCOUNTS

Distributor and account appreciation

Wholesale accounts and reps, where a branded object gets kept rather than left behind the bar.

Planning to sell these in the taproom rather than give them away? That runs on separate trade terms — see the route below.


02 · CUSTOMIZATION

What you are specifying

A 440 mL / 15 fl oz double-wall vacuum-insulated 304 stainless vessel with permanent laser-engraved calibration markings, leak-resistant lid and carry strap.

Permanent laser engraving cut through the powder-coated finish of a Flask Vessel
ENGRAVED, NOT PRINTEDCut into the powder coat, so it survives the dishwasher behind the bar.
Customization guide for the Flask Vessel showing the body logo area, lid-top engraving position and strap customization
WHERE THE MARK GOESBrewery or brand mark on the body, a release name or date on the lid, brand colour on the strap.
The five Flask Vessel finishes — Ionic White, Carbon Black, Chlorophyll Green, Quantum Blue and Cryo Cyan
FIVE STANDARD FINISHESIonic White, Carbon Black, Chlorophyll Green, Quantum Blue and Cryo Cyan. Availability confirmed at quote.
  • Release names, anniversary dates and molecular structures can all be engraved alongside the brand mark — yes, including the molecule behind the beer.
  • Lid-top engraving is an add-on from 50 units; UV body printing, custom strap colours, silicone bases and custom vessel colourways each carry their own higher minimum.
  • A digital proof is issued before production, and approved artwork is kept on file so an annual release run matches the last one.
  • Curious about the underlying chemistry? Read the deep dive into fermentation chemistry.

03 · BUYING INFORMATION

Giving them away, or selling them?

The pricing published here is a direct end-use schedule: internal gifts, events, member programmes and recognition. Selling the vessel over the bar is resale, and that runs on separate terms.

MINIMUM ORDER
25 units
INCLUDED
One standard body laser-engraved logo at every quantity
UNIT PRICING
Published by quantity band on Bulk Orders and in the institutional pricing sheet
ARTWORK SETUP
$65 for new artwork · waived at 250+ units and on qualifying exact-repeat artwork
SPEC SAMPLE
$25 · includes one standard laser-engraved logo and continental U.S. ground shipping, credited toward a qualifying first order
FREIGHT
Quoted separately by route and destination
PURCHASING
Purchase orders accepted. Prepayment is standard for new accounts; net 30 may be offered once an account is approved. W-9 available.
PROGRAM USE
Direct end use — internal teams, gifting and events. Taproom resale runs on separate trade terms.
PRICING VALIDITY
Q4 2026 rates, valid through 31 December 2026

04 · ORDERING

From artwork to delivery

  1. Artwork and project details

    Send quantity, required in-hands date, destination ZIP code, finish and the mark or release name.

  2. Production proof

    A digital proof is issued before anything is produced.

  3. Approval and production

    Production begins once the proof is approved in writing. Artwork is kept on file for the annual run.

  4. Delivery

    Freight is quoted by route and destination and confirmed before you commit.

Route is selected by quantity, deadline, inventory, decoration and destination, and domestic stock is evaluated first. Domestic stock is fast-turn U.S. inventory; planned factory production via ocean runs about 40–45 business days. Expedited air is project-specific. These are production and transit estimates, not arrival dates — a release day or festival does not move, so send yours early and the schedule is confirmed in writing before you commit.

Selling them in the taproom?

Retail resale through a taproom, bottle shop or online store runs on separate trade terms from the direct schedule above. Register for a trade account and the relevant sheet will be sent.

Register for a Trade Account

Promotional-products distributors sourcing on behalf of a brewery run on a separate net schedule again. Apply for distributor pricing or write to wholesale@thecalculatedchemist.com.


05 · COMMON QUESTIONS

Frequently asked questions

Can we resell these in our taproom?

Not under the pricing published here — that is a direct end-use schedule and resale is not permitted under it. Retail resale runs on separate trade terms. Register for a trade account with your expected volume and the relevant sheet will be sent.

What is the minimum order?

25 units, with one standard body laser-engraved logo included. Per-unit pricing by quantity band is published on Bulk Orders. Below 25 units, request a $25 decorated spec sample or buy at retail.

Can you engrave a release name or date alongside our logo?

Yes. Release names, anniversary dates and molecular structures can all be engraved with your mark. A digital proof is issued before production, and the artwork is kept on file so an annual run matches.

Can you meet a release day or festival deadline?

Often, but it depends on quantity, decoration and route, so it is confirmed rather than assumed. Domestic stock is fast-turn; planned factory production via ocean runs about 40–45 business days. Send your in-hands date with the quantity and what is achievable is confirmed in writing.

Is there an artwork setup charge?

New artwork carries a one-time $65 setup. It is waived on orders of 250+ units and on qualifying exact-repeat artwork, meaning unchanged production artwork — so a repeat of last year's mark may not carry it again, though a new release name counts as modified artwork.

Why this over branded pint glasses?

Every taproom sells pint glasses. A vacuum-insulated laboratory flask with your brand engraved rather than printed is the piece visitors have not seen before, and the one that survives daily use.

Start a project

Send a quantity, your required in-hands date, shipping ZIP code, vessel finish and vector logo artwork, and we return an itemized written quote.

We respond within one business day.