RELEASES
Release-day and anniversary runs
A commemorative run engraved with the release name, the date, or the molecule behind the beer.
CORPORATE GIFTING · BREWERY, DISTILLERY & FOOD SCIENCE
The Flask Vessel is a double-wall vacuum-insulated stainless bottle drawn from the Erlenmeyer form, laser-engraved with your mark. For businesses built on fermentation, formulation and process control — in the taproom, at festivals, and in the QA lab.
01 · WHERE IT WORKS
Breweries and distilleries already trade on process. The Erlenmeyer silhouette speaks that language natively, and this one is executed like your equipment: 304 stainless, real vacuum insulation, permanent engraving.
RELEASES
A commemorative run engraved with the release name, the date, or the molecule behind the beer.
TEAM
An internal gift the people running your mash temperatures and cut points will actually keep.
FESTIVALS
Industry events where every other booth is handing out a printed pint glass.
MEMBERS
Member tiers where the object has to feel like it was worth joining for.
EXPANSION
A new taproom, a second site, or a tank install, marked for the crew who built it.
ACCOUNTS
Wholesale accounts and reps, where a branded object gets kept rather than left behind the bar.
Planning to sell these in the taproom rather than give them away? That runs on separate trade terms — see the route below.
02 · CUSTOMIZATION
A 440 mL / 15 fl oz double-wall vacuum-insulated 304 stainless vessel with permanent laser-engraved calibration markings, leak-resistant lid and carry strap.
03 · BUYING INFORMATION
The pricing published here is a direct end-use schedule: internal gifts, events, member programmes and recognition. Selling the vessel over the bar is resale, and that runs on separate terms.
04 · ORDERING
Send quantity, required in-hands date, destination ZIP code, finish and the mark or release name.
A digital proof is issued before anything is produced.
Production begins once the proof is approved in writing. Artwork is kept on file for the annual run.
Freight is quoted by route and destination and confirmed before you commit.
Route is selected by quantity, deadline, inventory, decoration and destination, and domestic stock is evaluated first. Domestic stock is fast-turn U.S. inventory; planned factory production via ocean runs about 40–45 business days. Expedited air is project-specific. These are production and transit estimates, not arrival dates — a release day or festival does not move, so send yours early and the schedule is confirmed in writing before you commit.
Retail resale through a taproom, bottle shop or online store runs on separate trade terms from the direct schedule above. Register for a trade account and the relevant sheet will be sent.
Promotional-products distributors sourcing on behalf of a brewery run on a separate net schedule again. Apply for distributor pricing or write to wholesale@thecalculatedchemist.com.
05 · COMMON QUESTIONS
Not under the pricing published here — that is a direct end-use schedule and resale is not permitted under it. Retail resale runs on separate trade terms. Register for a trade account with your expected volume and the relevant sheet will be sent.
25 units, with one standard body laser-engraved logo included. Per-unit pricing by quantity band is published on Bulk Orders. Below 25 units, request a $25 decorated spec sample or buy at retail.
Yes. Release names, anniversary dates and molecular structures can all be engraved with your mark. A digital proof is issued before production, and the artwork is kept on file so an annual run matches.
Often, but it depends on quantity, decoration and route, so it is confirmed rather than assumed. Domestic stock is fast-turn; planned factory production via ocean runs about 40–45 business days. Send your in-hands date with the quantity and what is achievable is confirmed in writing.
New artwork carries a one-time $65 setup. It is waived on orders of 250+ units and on qualifying exact-repeat artwork, meaning unchanged production artwork — so a repeat of last year's mark may not carry it again, though a new release name counts as modified artwork.
Every taproom sells pint glasses. A vacuum-insulated laboratory flask with your brand engraved rather than printed is the piece visitors have not seen before, and the one that survives daily use.
Send a quantity, your required in-hands date, shipping ZIP code, vessel finish and vector logo artwork, and we return an itemized written quote.
We respond within one business day.
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