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Flask Vessel

$38.00
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Insulated Stainless Steel Erlenmeyer Flask Water Bottle · 500 mL

A scientific form, rebuilt for daily use.

A double-wall stainless steel drink vessel shaped from the 500 mL Erlenmeyer flask silhouette, finished in matte powder coat, and marked with permanent laser-engraved calibration graphics.

  • Modeled on the 500 mL Erlenmeyer flask — holds about 440 mL to a comfortable fill line
  • 304 stainless steel interior and exterior
  • Double-wall insulated for daily beverages
  • Permanent laser-engraved calibration markings
  • Leak-resistant lid with carry strap
Color: Ionic White
Add Personalized Engraving Buying for a team? Customize for your organization →

Secure checkout. Standard orders ship quickly. Custom orders are reviewed before production.

“Finally, a science gift that feels premium instead of gimmicky.”
Customer field note
Color: Ionic White

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500 mL Capacity

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304 Stainless Steel

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Double-Wall Insulated

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Matte Powder Coat

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Laser-Engraved Markings

THE OBJECT

A scientific form, rebuilt for daily use.

The Flask Vessel adapts the Erlenmeyer silhouette into a durable everyday drink vessel. The familiar laboratory profile remains, but the material system changes: stainless steel instead of glass, insulation instead of exposure, portability instead of fragility.

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FLASK VESSEL

The Calculated Chemist Flask Vessel, a scientific form rebuilt for daily use
FORM
Erlenmeyer silhouette
SYSTEM
Daily-use vessel
MATERIAL SHIFT
Glass to stainless steel
FUNCTION
Insulated carry

MATERIAL SYSTEM

Built from materials that make sense.

A 304 stainless steel body with double-wall insulation, a matte powder-coated exterior, and permanent laser-engraved calibration markings — chosen for durability, grip, and daily use.

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MATERIAL RECORD

Flask Vessel in 304 stainless steel with matte powder coat and laser-engraved calibration markings

304 stainless steel · matte powder coat · laser-engraved calibration system

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BODY

304 Stainless Steel

Primary structural material for durability, cleanability, and daily use.

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WALL

Double-Wall Construction

Insulated body designed for temperature retention and a more substantial hand feel.

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SURFACE

Matte Powder Coat

A soft, controlled finish selected for grip, surface depth, and visual restraint.

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MARKINGS

Laser-Engraved Calibration

Permanent markings inspired by laboratory measurement, etched through the surface finish.

FINISH ARCHIVE

Colorways selected for restraint, not novelty.

Each finish is selected to support the object’s form rather than distract from it. The palette is built around technical neutrals and controlled color: finishes that work across individual use, corporate gifting, and brand customization.

Select color and availability through the product options above.

Flask Vessel in Carbon Black finish by The Calculated Chemist

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NEUTRAL

Carbon Black

High-contrast matte technical neutral.
Flask Vessel in Ionic White finish by The Calculated Chemist

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CLINICAL

Ionic White

Clean clinical finish.
Flask Vessel in Quantum Blue finish by The Calculated Chemist

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TECHNICAL

Quantum Blue

Deep technical blue.
Flask Vessel in Chlorophyll Green finish by The Calculated Chemist

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BOTANICAL

Chlorophyll Green

Muted botanical green.
Flask Vessel in Cryo Cyan finish by The Calculated Chemist

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CRYO

Cryo Cyan

Brighter technical blue.

FOR TEAMS

Ordering for a team or organization?

Add your logo, create a branded program, or request a mockup for corporate gifting, museums, laboratories, universities, and distributor projects.

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PLACEMENT RECORD

Flask Vessel with back-side logo placement and lid marking for team and organization orders

Back-side logo placement · lid mark · strap customization · distributor support

AGAINST DISPOSABLE SCIENCE SWAG

Not another catalog object with a science graphic printed on it.

Most science merchandise starts with a generic product and adds a periodic table, molecule, or lab joke. The result is often disposable, forgettable, and disconnected from the material culture of science.

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ENEMY RECORD

Flask Vessel as an original, durable scientific object, not disposable promotional swag

Original form · durable material system · permanent markings · daily function

GENERIC SCIENCE SWAG

Graphics added after the fact.

A standard catalog item with a science reference printed on the surface.
  • Printed novelty references
  • Generic product silhouette
  • Short product life
  • Easy to forget or discard

THE FLASK VESSEL

The scientific object as the starting point.

A recognizable scientific geometry rebuilt as a durable, daily-use vessel.
  • Original Erlenmeyer-inspired form
  • 304 stainless steel body
  • Permanent laser-engraved markings
  • Useful enough to keep in rotation

Made to be used. Built to be kept.

CARE RECORD

Use it daily. Treat it like a finished object.

The Flask Vessel is built for daily use, but the finish, lid, strap, and engraved details should be treated with the same care as any finished object.

Practical details before purchase, use, and customization.

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Care is part of the object system.

Hand washing is recommended. Avoid microwaves, corrosive liquids, laboratory chemicals, and abrasive cleaning methods.
WASH
Hand wash recommended
HEAT
Do not microwave
USE
Everyday beverages only
CUSTOM
Final sale unless defective
R-01 Care Instructions
Hand washing is recommended to preserve the powder-coated finish, engraved details, and lid components. Do not microwave.
R-02 Beverage Use
Designed for water, coffee, tea, and other everyday beverages. Avoid using with corrosive liquids, laboratory chemicals, reagents, or experimental substances.
R-03 Insulation
Double-wall construction helps maintain beverage temperature for daily use.
R-04 Lid and Strap
Ensure the lid is fully secured before carrying. The strap is intended for normal daily handling.
R-05 Shipping
Orders are packed to protect the vessel during transit. Bulk and custom orders may follow separate production timelines.
R-06 Returns
Unused standard products may be eligible for return according to store policy. Customized products are typically final sale unless defective.
R-07 Customization Orders
Custom orders require artwork review, placement approval, and production confirmation before moving forward. Lead times vary by decoration method, quantity, and shipping path.

USE NOTE

The Flask Vessel is a drink vessel inspired by laboratory form. It is not laboratory equipment and should not be used with chemicals, reagents, corrosive materials, or experimental substances.

FAQ

Flask Vessel questions, answered.

Is the Flask Vessel insulated?
Yes. It uses double-wall stainless steel construction that helps keep drinks hot or cold through the day.
Is it leak-resistant?
Yes. It has a leak-resistant lid and an integrated carry strap for everyday transport. Make sure the lid is fully secured before carrying.
What is it made of, and what size is it?
304 stainless steel inside and out, with a matte powder-coated finish and permanent laser-engraved calibration markings. It is modeled on the 500 mL Erlenmeyer flask.
Is it dishwasher or microwave safe?
Hand washing is recommended to protect the powder-coated finish and engraving. Do not microwave, and avoid corrosive or abrasive cleaners.
Can I personalize it?
Yes. Add a name, initials, or date with laser engraving. See Personalized Engraving.
Can my company, lab, or school order in bulk?
Yes. Custom logo engraving and bulk pricing start at 25 units. See Custom & Trade or build an estimate with the Quote Builder.

Ready for daily use.

500 mL · 304 stainless steel · double-wall insulated

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FINAL RECORD

The Calculated Chemist Flask Vessel ready for daily use

Flask Vessel · individual object · custom system